It never snows in LA
so Santa don’t bring me a sleigh
I’ll leave a key by our door
‘cause there’s no chimney anymore
Remember where you are,
you’d better bring your car
‘Cause Santa there’s no snow in LA

When Christmas comes
it’s gonna be
a little strange to me
I used to live up in
the mountains now
I’m by the sea
I wonder if old Santa knows
my family’s moved away
I’d feel much better
if I wrote him a letter
Here is what I’d say

It never snows in LA
so Santa don’t bring me a sleigh
I’ll leave a key by our door
‘cause there’s no chimney anymore
Remember where you are,
you’d better bring your car
‘Cause Santa there’s no snow in LA

I’ll build a snowman out of sand
and surf each winter day
And try to learn those different games
the Californians play
I know that Santa’s very smart
he’d never let me down
I think I’d better write him a letter
And tell him where I can be found

It never snows in LA
so Santa don’t bring me a sleigh
I’ll leave a key by our door
‘cause there’s no chimney anymore
Remember where you are,
you’d better bring your car
‘Cause Santa there’s no snow in LA

It never snows in LA
so Santa don’t bring me a sleigh
I’ll leave a key by our door
‘cause there’s no chimney anymore
Remember where you are,
you’d better bring your car
‘Cause Santa there’s no snow in LA